I haven't thought about the Zodiac since some D-Bag asked me about it ("what's your sign") at a bar (no, really, it's so lame that some people think they can make it cool). But, lately it's been all over the news that our signs may have changed.
This morning, in Court, I asked every single person in the courtroom (see below, my personality trait: incessantly chatty) their birthdate, so I could tell them their "new" sign. Funny, but it caused an uproar. Most of us probably don't put much stock in our Zodiac sign -- but it's certainly a part of your identity anyway. The news that it may have changed put everyone in a tizzy!
Well, apparently we can all relax (I had to send a retraction email to my entire courtroom just now):
I can honestly say I do not understand the science behind this, but it seems pretty legit to me! Apparently there's more than one Zodiac calendar -- and all of us know the Tropical Zodiac -- which is not the one that has changed (good news for all those with a Leo tattoo!).
In honor of this huge scare (you can't take Pluto away, and then my Aquarius!), I decided to take a look at the traits of an Aquarius, to see where I measured up. Interestingly, the sign you are familar with (determined by your birthdate), is really your Sun Sign. Apparently, it is your Moon Sign that more accurately describes you (calculated by your exact moment of birth) -- coincidentally, mine are the same (Aquarius). Perhaps that's why this is so creepy:
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Traits
Good communication skills (do I ever shut up?), sociable (aside from my social anxiety...), idealist (Public Defender, hello), tactless (filter is broken), desires change (some exes have referred to it lovingly as "never satisfied").
Good communication skills (do I ever shut up?), sociable (aside from my social anxiety...), idealist (Public Defender, hello), tactless (filter is broken), desires change (some exes have referred to it lovingly as "never satisfied").
Likes
Fame (not sure why I dont have it yet), themselves (am I supposed to admit to this?), privacy (prefer to live alone), eccentricity (let your freak flag fly!), surprises (YES! I dont get enough of these...), living within their means (believe it or not, I'm a regular Suze Ormond).
Dislikes
Emotion, intimacy (disagree, but have grown out of this), taken for granted (may have told someone last night I felt "unappreciated"), being 'pinned down' (uh... yep), senseless extravagance (except on birthdays).
Their own, distinct and sometimes very original opinion, and they are not going to change this opinion no matter what, even if they will be left completely alone. It is very important for these individuals to retain their independence.
Often the Moon in Aquarius individuals have some outstanding abilities in one or another field, and they work like a magnet for those people who share their interests. This is why so often they take a central place in the company of like-minded friends. And even there they somehow manage to keep their uniqueness.
As a result of their character, quite often the Moon in Aquarius folks can become really alone in their personal life, and their constant urge for independence can lead to chronic emotional stress. Hence their susceptibility to the disorders of nervous and circulatory systems, as also those unpredictable changes in their mood. There is an impression that at times they are getting tired of themselves, and to get rid of this tiredness they are trying to change abruptly, as if to become a different person.
To restore after a significant stress, the Moon in Aquarius persons need to have a hobby which they could plunge themselves into, forgetting about the surrounding world.
To restore after a significant stress, the Moon in Aquarius persons need to have a hobby which they could plunge themselves into, forgetting about the surrounding world.
The Moon in Aquarius parents can be very original. From the early years they will make clear to their child that everyone's individuality is precious, and everyone should be independent. As a result, their kids might not be always properly fed or dressed, but they will become self-reliant earlier than their peers, and their talents will develop more successfully.
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Hopefully it was interesting to read about me -- and if you skipped over all of it to the end, you wouldn't know that, because of my Aquarius-ism, I love to talk, a lot, about myself. So, this has been fun.
But, for the record, for a moment this morning, I thought I had become a Capricorn. A Capricorn, in a nutshell, is: organized, tidy, practical, has a strong work ethic, conventional, respects authority, is a perfectionist, likes simple food, and hates surprises.
Uhhh... I think I'll stick with Aquarius, thanks.
Go ahead, take your own celestial journey:
To find your Sun Sign:
To find your Moon Sign:
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